Here are some hilarious jokes about boogers that are guaranteed to make your child laugh!
Did you pick your nose?
No, I was born with it.
Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
Booger King!
If you were a booger…
I’d pick you first.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it.
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like boogers.
Why did the booger cross the road?
Because he was being picked on.
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger wearing a crash helmet.
What do you call a skinny booger?
Slim pickins.
What is the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach!
Why did the ghost blow his nose?
Because it was full of booo-gers!
Why did the man catch his nose?
Because it was running
Why was the nose sad?
Because it didn’t get picked!
What did the booger say to the finger?
Pick on someone your own size.
Is that a booger in your nose?
No, it’s snot.
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